Who are all these people who don’t believe inGlobal Warming? Global Warming is real. Trust me. I would know. I’m a freakin snowman! And I’m melting for Christ’s sake. So these are my top 5 reasons why people need to wake up and do something about saving the planet.
5. If you don’t care about the planet you could at least save my carrot from melting off! I’m not talking about the one on my face ladies.
4. Captain Planet said so.
3. The cute Coca Cola Polar Bears are drowning. If you’re feeling guilty, you should be.
2. Without global warming, no more ridiculous hurricane seasons. The only wet, blow-hard disaster we would have to worry about is another Paris Hilton Sex Tape.
1. We would be forced to live in space. I don’t want my zero gravity fudge dragon floating up out the crapper. I’m not talking about the one on my face ladies.
wow i totally agree that global warming MUST be stopped but these reasons are just innapropriate. Global warming is not A funny issue so you really shouldn't make jokes about it like these. I was doing this for a project and i was searching up information and all i get is jokes about it, but i found very rude things so i would much rather prefer that someone would change this or take it off. You shouldn't make jokes about this so it should stop NOW just like global warming.
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