Top 10 Hottest Celebs

Scarlett Johansson #1

First off, Scarlett Johansson is a freak! She had sex with Benicio Del Toro in an elevator. She still makes #1 on my list..partially because of that, but mostly due to the fact that she's a freakin Goddess!

Angelina Jolie #2


Ok...do I need to even write about how gorgeous this girl is.. HOLY CRAP she's fine! And she's a pretty damn good actress too. If you haven't seen her in Original Sin, rent it now.

Halle Berry #3


I think i've been in love with Halle since I was a little snowboy. She still makes me melt a little...ok alot.

Adriana Lima #4


Victoria Secret God bless you for this Braziliam bombshell. She's a virgin?!?! Yeah right. I would like to explore that wet amazon rainforest for myself.

Jessica Biel #5


There aren't too many muscular chicks that can turn me on. Infact, I think she's the only one. Jessica, if your into the whole snowman thing, Merry Christmas! Ok I admit that was corny, but yeah.... I'd do her.

Eva Mendez #6


When she was young she aspired to be a nun. If that's the case, why am I bombarded with so many sinful thoughts?

Salma Hayek #7



Salma Hayek. I think we all know she belongs on the list. Interesting fact: Salma is Arabic for peace. Well I'll tell you what. I would sure like a piece of that!

Monica Bellucci #8


For all you Agnostics out there, this is your girl. Maybe that's what drew her to the philosophical Matrix films, but it's a little surprising considering that she also played Mary Magdalen in Passion of the Christ.

Charlize Theron #9




This South African born beauty says she won't get married until same sex couples have the same right. Sorry fellas. Can't marry her. Atleast not yet. There is a reason to vote NO on 8.

Hayden Panettiere #10



Remember that cute little girl on Remember the Titans. Well she is all grown up now. She's a star on the hit show Heroes, and her 18th birthday was the biggest deal since the Olsen Twins.