Make Money, Buy Happiness

I hear it all the time, and I know you do too. "Money can't buy happiness." That's a load of Bull! I think money does buy happiness. Thats just the rich fat cats of this world, trying to keep the little guy down. I mean common think about. Doesn't it always seem like when we hear "oh money can't bring you happiness", its out of the mouth of some rich, corporate, Versace wearing, Wall-Street millionare. Have you ever been in a room of poor people when they are talking about money? Almost all of them will tell you how much happier they would be with a little bit of extra coin. I've always been happiest when I've had money, like the time I was able to buy my totally bad @$$ 45 mm shotgun to lay some heat on all the other "Snowflakes" that piss me off when they flash their ice in my face.

Obviously there is no tangible product called happiness. It's not like you can stroll down to your local Target and pick up a bag of happiness for $19.99. But you need money for just about everything. Lets start with the basic essentials. Food, Shelter, Water, you need cash for all those things. There is no getting around it. In my case I need ice, carrots, sticks, and scarves (cause I gotta look good).

Everything in this world costs money. We would simply die without it. It's common sense. Have you ever heard anyone say, "Look at those homeless people. They sure look happy"? I'm just making the point. When its all said and done. Money = Happiness period.