top ten things you don't say to your Girlfriends dad10. Any extra condoms?
9. I need some legal advice how do you get around a restraining order?
8. Can we talk about this later? I gotta reserve the room.
7. Would you mind telling your daughter to bring her purse? I'm broke.
6. My car broke down. Would you be cool with dropping us off at the party?
5. Hey, I got your daughter pregnant. Hello dad!
4. Hey uncle Roger.
3. Hey, can I ask you something? Does your daughter shave or are you guys part wookie?
2. Can I borrow your car? Mine doesn't have a back seat.
1. Ok, I brought your daughter back before 10:00, but I'm gonna head back to the strip club.
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